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Johnsense

Noun. Ingenious idea(s) that have not come to fruition. In their present form, they may seem ridiculous ( and flushable), but over time have potential or qualitative redeeming value.
John has come up with a revolutionary way to recycle used toilet paper, but Elizabeth told him that it was purely johnsense.
by Johnnymous January 23, 2019
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Johndenel

Johndenel is always found playing football. He loves to play with balls. He looks beautiful. He has a pet dog, and it only has 3 legs. His best friend is no one because he is picky as fuck. He loves fried chicken, and not because he is black. That shit is good. He also enjoys calling people racist, because, well, everyone is a fucking racist. He has blackish brown hair and likes to put lots and lots and lots and lots of product into it. But somehow his hair hasnt fallen out yet. He likes the phrase, "Nice work," because he is a wonderfully comlementitive person. He likes Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and he likes dancing, even though he hasnt tried it himself. His middle name is Jerome, and he wants to marry his footballs. His favourite colour is pink and his favorite food is vegetables. Overall Johndenel is a fab guy, and if you ever meet one, tell him that his friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8 with an 8
"Oh hey Johndenel, you friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8"
"With an 8?"
"Yes."
by sexxy12vie692hot4words April 3, 2013
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johnten

The best ship in NCT. It consist of Johnny and Ten from said group (NCT). They love each other a lot.
—Hey! What’s the best NCT ship?
—Dude, it’s definitely Johnten
by nctrash November 11, 2017
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Johndel

A very short person but usually smarter than known geniuses
Daniel: my friend Rey is a real Johndel, He's only 4'6 but he can answer the toughest questions our teacher gives
by dedoks October 16, 2010
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@JohnCena post for Rahul Vaidya is used by the fans of John cena and Rahul Vaidya . Fans want John cena to post for Rahul Vaidya as cena did for Asim riaz.

Rahul vaidya is a very good singer and Bigg boss contestant.
@Johncena post for Rahul Vaidya as soon as possible...
by Hvash February 7, 2021
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Johnsen

The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".
"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"
by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009
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JohnDeLanto

JohnDeLanto's are sly, scummy, and will stab you in the back almost every week, JohnDeLanto's are egotistic maniacs, and people who take things to another level (like Hitler or Stalin) not a good level, they are sociopathic keyboard warriors. Which is why many people have become #AntiJohnDeLanto and a discord bot was even made called "AntiJohnDeLanto", the current following of the #AntiJohnDeLanto is nearly the whole of RCW as well as the whole world, except Bonk.
Oh god, it's a JohnDeLanto.
by MasterBaterXV May 25, 2018
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