Jeffed Up

The act of making poor life-altering decisions while under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol.

So I was blackout in Western last week right, next thing you know I Jeffed Up and spent $87 on Jägerbombs because they were $1.50 each.

by CaptainFatArms March 8, 2014

Jeffed

An extreme level of drunkenness characterized by an inability to stand upright, often resembling a T-Rex. One version of the drunkenness scale is as follows: buzzed, drunk, wasted, f'd up, blackout, Jeffed.

After drinking 37 beers, he became Jeffed and seemed to undergo reverse evolution and become a T-Rex.

by ver Boyer August 7, 2008

Jeffed

To destroy one at a game. To beat an opponent so bad, he or she will not attempt to challenge you again. Same meaning as Powned.

You just got jeffed.

by GSPOTJEFF February 6, 2010

Jeffed

When a joint or blunt goes out in mid rotation because someone takes to damn long to hit it.

Jeff : "So whats good for later"
Goons : "You Jeffed the blunt, shut up"

by HeyGoonz May 1, 2011

Jeffed

TO receive an exuberant amount of pinks in Evony that result in you being inundated with a screen full of pink text containing mainly sexts and Jeff talking dirty to women.

I told Jeff that he didn't have the ability to sext me properly. Next thing I know I was Jeffed right out of AC!

by Slapdick69 April 26, 2011

Jiffed

Covering one's penis with peanut butter prior to penetration.

Yea, we wanted to mix things up a bit last night so I Jiffed inside her.

by Claufhouse June 12, 2011

Joffer

A short kid that likes to 69 everything in the world, and loves to Joffshot in peoples drinks

Girl #1: Who's that short kid ?
Girl # 2: Ohh, that Joffer, we 69 last night.

by ilovebigboobs December 29, 2011