Jobshite

A person who talks about their job all the time.

Person 1. Elliott is a great guy, but he talks about his job ALL the time.
Person 2. Yeah, he's a bit of a jobshite

by panzerdan September 1, 2013

Jeshua

A very cute prettyboy who goes to my school. His long eyelashes, sexy eyebrows, prominent jawline and cheekbones make my assquake.

Friend 1: OMG JESHUA IS SO FINE
Friend 2: OMG IKR I JUST WANT HIS NUT

by coochiedestroyer123 February 21, 2020

JoeHawk

A hairstyle popularized by Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Somewhat like a mohawk but not as drastic.

only joe jonas can pull off the joehawk

by lilfiftyfour August 14, 2007

jeshwan

Essentially an ascended being. Superior from everybody else. He is underestimated by many. One could say that he is a disguised king among peasants, but once he whips out his monster cock, all people from the east to the west will stare in awe. He's extremely likable and a good friend. He may not be the smartest, but he sure knows how to keep himself entertained.

Guy 1: Bro, I don't know about you, but I think that dude might be a jeshwan
Guy 2: No way. He's so ordinary
Guy 1: Exactly! I bet his penis is gigantic too!

by secret guy :) September 5, 2020

Jeshua

Typically a larger than life person, great fighter, hangs out with the underdogs. He can take down any and all jocks, and is very dedicated to any and all relationships.

Boy 1) Dude, why are you in the hospital
Boy 2) I tried to hit on Jeshuas girl
Boy 2) Youre an idiot, he could take down a tank bro!

by Jeshua Ansari October 21, 2017

3/3 Joes

Pronounced "Three out of three Joes", it is an exclamation of joy used by StarKids upon learning that the 3 Joes in Starkid Productions will be performing in an upcoming event.

The three Joes are:

Joe Moses, known for playing Snape in AVPM & AVPS

Joe Walker, known for playing Voldemort in AVPM, Umbridge in AVPS, and Dick in MAMD

Joey Richter, known for playing Ron in AVPM & AVPS, and himself in MAMD

Friend 1: Hey, did you see the cast list for Starship?

Friend 2: OMG yes! 3/3 Joes and Lauren Lopez! This is gonna be totally awesome!

by bonnie luvr January 24, 2011

Jeshua

A amazing boy who always makes me smile who does everything in his power to keep people happy he is a huge smarty and his smile makes you fall in love he’s laugh is the most hottest laugh he’s the most sweetest boy and the most hottest guy

Brianna-damn I’m so lucky to have a jeshua

by bbbeeerrruuummmeeennn October 10, 2018