Jencentric Theory

The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.

According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.

by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012

Jounce

To jump and stand your heels, and then skip back and lean on one leg. A form of the east coast dance, the Jerk.

"Georgios started to jounce when Elvis dropped the beat."
"It's a jump with a bounce, everybody jouncing."

by Geomax131 March 6, 2010

jounce

The oscillating motion made by the female breast during sex or exersise.

"I love watching her tits jounce around when we fuck""

by milkmanbyday February 6, 2010

@JohnCena post for Rahul Vaidya

@JohnCena post for Rahul Vaidya is used by the fans of John cena and Rahul Vaidya . Fans want John cena to post for Rahul Vaidya as cena did for Asim riaz.

Rahul vaidya is a very good singer and Bigg boss contestant.

@Johncena post for Rahul Vaidya as soon as possible...

by Hvash February 7, 2021

Jounce

The fifth derivative of a function.

Given distance as a function of time, the first derivative is speed, the second is acceleration and the fourth derivative is Jounce. Who would ever want to know something's Jounce.

by seejackrun February 27, 2011

Joener

When a person gets an awkward boner and tries to do the uptuck action and unknowingly uptucks too far. thus, the head is popping out of the waistband

Dude! did you see joe's joener?

hey nice joener.

by Annonymous Homo January 30, 2009

Jounce

To bounce on a trampoline then jump of it, landing on someone, fracturing as many bones as you can in your body or the targeted.

Hey, better watch out, I'm about to jounce Gerry

Holy shit, did you see that guy jouncing anne last week? It was mind-blowing!

by Bertie21 June 23, 2009