Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.

The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!

Joementum by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020

joemeal 

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

joemeal by GreenMonkey July 20, 2008

Jommez 

The best person ever. He is royal, bow down. If you do not like him, Loki will pop up while your watching avengers end game and axe murder you

Jommez is the best

Jommez by Hshbzbs April 25, 2019

Joement 

When that one bro at a social gathering gets too drunk and starts acting like an uncontrollable emotional train wreck and continually repeats themselves.

We were at the party last night and Brandon started having a joement in front of everyone.Yeah

Joement by Zrys August 10, 2019

Joementum

The velocity of fecal matter toward the floor from a politician with Dementia.

As Joe was walking away from the reporters the Joementum nearly blasted his shoes off.

Joementum by Oilblues September 20, 2020

Joemela 

She is the MOST responsible person

Like hey Joemela can you get me cookies?

Joemela by anonymous September 30, 2021

joemeil 

he is a cool chill dude amazing in bed

damn daddy joemeil

joemeil by daddy jj December 8, 2021