jod

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

by jodmaster January 19, 2008

jod

to poke with a shenn

Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly

by Qwertyuiop^ July 16, 2008

JOD

Jump off the Dick. a way of saying someone is having to much sex and needs to take a break

person 1: we had sex everyday this month

person 2: damn girl, JOD !!

by littlemsily June 28, 2010

Jod

A roll

Look at that "Jod' Over there rollin his way down the street

by Jod Rollington March 21, 2019

jod

.a kind cool attractive person who might look like a scary person at first is actually a shy kind hearted person

also jod in arabic means kindness and arabs believe that names that are given at birth shape out a person life and personalty

!!!sooooo you should check out your name meaning

?sarah: heyyyy did you check out the new kid

?bob: oh you mean the kid who gave me some cookies

sarah: yeah theyr sooo #kind maybe there name is #jod

by !im superdupely dead inside April 13, 2020

Jod

Misspelling of job

Meaning something is good or cool

This pizza is jod

Good jod on that paint job mate

by Mulgaroth May 20, 2020

Jod

To be in a contagious state of confusion, commonly misplacing items

Want to review our progress with the design director?
eh, im scared he's going to jod things up and derail our direction

by itsmejonp July 15, 2020