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jod

jod is a guy name he is so hot person his brown eyes his long

hair his 180cm height he is so hot and pretty
ur bf is jod girl you are so lucky !!
by fachimar November 27, 2021
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jod

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"
by dana e. January 2, 2011
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jod

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)
A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!
by jodmaster January 19, 2008
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ON JOD

Jesus - Bro i didnt forget to flush
Daddy God - put it on JOD?
Jesus - ON JACK BLACK
by i smell farts April 18, 2022
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Obb Jod

What you yell when get killed in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 by your asshole friend who picks Odd Job
“Obb Jod! Obv Jod! Saul fuck you for picking Odd Job!”
by Obb Jod October 12, 2020
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jod

to poke with a shenn
Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly
by Qwertyuiop^ July 16, 2008
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Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually
"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"
by themadbutcher June 9, 2009
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