Mabalay Jolo

Mabalay Jolo is smarter than you , he’s gonna go to Harvard, and he has a season pass for great America .

Mabalay Jolo graduated from Harvard .

by Health And Medicine June 21, 2019

Joeloptimering

You we notting

I went to McDonald's joeloptimering I get nuggets.

by Commander.Alchemy May 17, 2018

Jobholm Syndrome

A paradoxical psychological phenomenon in which an employee expresses empathy and has positive feelings towards their dead-end job or abusive employer, sometimes to the point of defending it or being reluctant to quit.

EMPLOYEE: “Six years ago, when nobody wanted to hire me, this place gave me a job. Now I’m having doubts about giving them my two weeks notice tomorrow.”
FRIEND: “Your company sucks and you’ve been wanting to leave them for three years.”
EMPLOYEE: “I know, but it’s really not THAT bad.”
FRIEND: “You’re suffering from Jobholm Syndrome. I promise your life will vastly improve when you don’t work for those people anymore.”

by Emarcisak02 January 26, 2012

joble ve

an incorrect Spanish letter used by the Kirkles

Joble ve! Shave the day! Shoccer! Wah!

by Jashon K. October 1, 2003

Jolo Mabalay

Jolo Mabalay is a cool kid and likes school

Jolo Mabalay is the best person in the whole entire world of worlds.

by Jolo Mabalay May 23, 2019

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

by Hatchback February 12, 2005