Jolo 

Short, Smart ass Asian. Helpful at math, and pretty much anything. Good deep conversationalist. Best at puns.

friend: Jolo can I have the answers?
Jolo: Sure I am Jolo.

Jolo by Bby Goat November 21, 2016

JOLO 

Joo Only Live Once. Used by the latino audience and white people trying to relate to their latino friends.

Use instead of YOLO

Latino Friend: "Should I start a cock fighting club in my basement?"
Me: "JOLO mayne. What's the worst that could happen?"

JOLO by JOLObro December 18, 2012

jolo 

A word originating in the early 21st century from the east asia region. Jolo is generally used as a cry of anguish or distress. The word is commonly heard after an adverse situation or event in which someone does something that is retarded. It can also be used to describe a hideously ugly individual who has a raspy voice and has sidespin on his ugly basketball shot.

Also, i don't know if any one has noticed this, but this word "jolo" can be used to describe the sound that a camel makes when it is under distress and needs to let go of all its anger.

If anyone wants to hear this "jolo" sound, please refer to the movie "benchwarmers" as jon heder of napoleon dynamite provides an EXCELLENT example when he is in the outfield and becomes ridiculously bored. *JOLO*

The prime example would be after someone does something stupid on your sports team...let's take baseball for example.
So your team is playing in the biggest tournament of the year, and during the first game, you open up the game with 6 runs, all with 2 outs! A member of your team gets walked and eventually steals second on a wild pitch, all with your best hitter at the plate. On the next pitch, the batter hits a line drive right up the middle and you think to yourself, wow 7-0, baby. The adrenaline is pumping inside of you and the momentum is on your side. The runner on second "sprints" to third, and for some odd reason, stops..looks at the 3rd base coach waving him home, then runs has hard as he can. You watch on as the ball is all of a sudden in the catcher's mitt and your teammate is walking into home. The catcher easily tags him out and all of a sudden, the adrenaline stops. The umpire calls him out with authority and you feel like you've just been stabbed with a dagger....after the play and after you lose the tournament, all you say to yourself is, freakin jolo!

jolo by Urban Dictionary November 6, 2006

JOLO 

Jews Only Live Once. so basically jews dont believe in resurrection so

"Hey at least we aren't Jews cause JOLO"

JOLO by poopdealer1010101 June 28, 2019

Jolo 

Dude jolo is loyal, a good friend, and a heartbreaker. But let me tell you he’s a bad ass morherfucker sometimes. But he’s only like that when you mess with his friends and when you do that it gets personal and he knows a lot of stuff about medical procedures, guns, bullets, and he gives good advice. You’d be lucky to be his friend because he’s handsome and charming and if your his friend you’ll be protected and safe as lon as your his friends or family

Jolo is someone you don’t wanna mess with but he also has a sweet side

Jolo by Rose garcia 11 May 7, 2018

Jolo 

Someone so stupid that they don't know it.

I hear that Jolo insists the Earth is flat since his Holland trip.

Jolo by Snugtal April 10, 2020

Jolo 

A name to call your friend who claims to be a history enthusiast, and at the same time plays JRPG.

Hey, you're a Jolo!

Jolo by Jolocorps October 1, 2020