Jizzhad

When you unload on a chicks face and discretely use her hijab to wipe it up

"Fuck yeah I unloaded on her face, luckily I was able to Jizzhad her before the stoning"

by jewhadmeathello March 11, 2015

jizzado

Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.

Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"

by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008

jizznadoe

basically when a guy bust a huge nut in a girl’s mouth...yea...not really surprised are ya?

Ayo JC!! last night there was a jizznadoe in Kristys mouth lmao!

by GirlyTwoShoes July 2, 2020

jizzwank

Rubbing one off with the sole intention dropping a big white load.

Yo dude, don’t disturb me. My chick didn’t give me some so I need 5 minutes for a quick jizzwank.

by Sugdeez October 30, 2023

Jizznado

1. Ejaculating in a plugged shower, tub, sink, or toilet. Then unplugging the drain allowing the ejaculate to form a vortex of jizz, ie, the Jizznado.

2. In the event a tornado sucks up a sperm bank. The tornado can then be classified a Jizznado.

1. Friend 1: Did you hear the toilet flush

Friend 2: Yeah must of been John making

his daily Jizznado.

2. Friend 1: God damnit!

Friend 2: What's wrong?

Friend 1: Some tornado picked up the

sperm bank I just donated to.

Friend 2: What a Jizznado!

by Jizzbender January 22, 2025