jizzam

A song so good that you jizz immediately after hearing it.

That song was such a jizzam I don't even care that my pants are ruined!

by JoeyParty August 19, 2014

jizzgamic

Adj. -- Used to describe something so amazing that it induces a feeling of ejaculation.

Guy 1: Bro, do you remember last night when we got high and went to Jack in the Box?

Guy: Ya man, those tacos were jizzgamic

by themasterofjizz April 30, 2010

jizzla

A person who jacks off alot

He is a total jizzla

by Lesley lee April 5, 2018

jizzlag

The exhaustion / fatigueness a man sometimes experiences in the following day(s) after ejaculating.
Usually in the form of less energy, extrovertedness, vigor and aggressiveness and determination in action.

"Peter you are so slow today, what´s up?"
"Yeah man, i have jizzlag you know..."

by simrbot December 4, 2020

Jizznami

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it, refer to tsunami.

MJ: Yo, last night was fucking insane!!! I wacked off to this vid of Dolly Parton boning Hilary Clinton with a giant pink dildo...I had a giant jizznami fucking rip through my house and drown my cat.

Blaze: That's fucked up dude. You're gonna make me barfnami.

by the.original.scuz.pug September 18, 2011

jizlam

male based porn related religon

every straight male practices atleast once a day as prayer

edge meets the leaders of jizlam for mutual prayer ((nut loving cum guzzling fun))

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

Jizzlemonster

Jizzlemonster; noun, adjective. A particulary annoying, fruity person. Often associated with the word Jizz or Jism.

"Adam your such a jizzlemonster, piss of!"

by Joe Leeper June 28, 2004