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Jizziet

A form of dieting where the woman only drinks cum,which is a natural source of protien, for many weeks straight till achieving the weight desired.
"Banni lost 30 lbs on the jizziet"
by A2K February 18, 2003
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Jizzism

Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.

The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.

To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.

Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
John: Your a twat...jizzism
by jizztits March 1, 2009
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Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.
I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.
by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012
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jizzitation

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.
"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."
by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007
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Jizzastic

A fantastic sexual encounter that ends shorty after male ejaculation.
Wow, I fucked your mom for this morning it was Jizzastic!!!!
by Kilzhot September 22, 2009
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jizzitorium

The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!
the speciman took yet another young lady to his jizzitorium.
by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014
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Jizziotherapist

The name given to someone who teaches men how to blow big loads
'Should have seen her face man, it was covered!'
'How'd you get so much to come out?'
'My dads been helping me, he's a Jizziotherapist'
by Yostimini June 29, 2017
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