Jizzion Vison

A condition usually acquired after over-exposure to porn (typically several hours of continuous porn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing sexual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes.

Dude 1: Dude, I watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, I couldn't sleep all night!!

Dude 2: Bad case of Jizzion Vison?

Dude 1: Yeah ='(

by Jwn Cmaffi July 11, 2009

Jizziotherapist

The name given to someone who teaches men how to blow big loads

'Should have seen her face man, it was covered!'
'How'd you get so much to come out?'
'My dads been helping me, he's a Jizziotherapist'

by Yostimini June 29, 2017

jizzitation

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.

"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."

by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007

jizzitorium

The abode of pure evil found in numerous basements across noth america, where aryians take young females to make themselves jizz numerous times over time creating a literall bath tub of jizz where they then bath at night preserving their youth and good looks till that fatefull day when there beloved fuiror returns!!

the speciman took yet another young lady to his jizzitorium.

by pedophile kyle July 29, 2014

jizzbottle

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum

Renaee,prostitutes,travis's mom

by sexy man January 28, 2003

Jizzbot

A robot who does nothing except ejaculate; provides no pleasure, just the mess; calling someone this is calling them useless and infuriating.

Mike - Man, my economics teacher rants about nothing and then dumps a ton of work on us.
Leo - Yeah I heard that guy's a Jizzbot.

by yo.its.carrot February 27, 2011

Jizzist

Anti jizz Scumbags that dislike the use, production, sale and discussion of jizz.

PushingRope: I fucking hate jizzists
Impact: Whats a Jizzist?
PushingRope: People that don't let me express my jizz freely

by Impact_Two February 14, 2023