indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023

Street jizzer

One who ejaculates on the street after a hand favour

Ben morgan ejaculated on the street after being tossed off by amy fell. He is a street jizzer.

by Chrije July 20, 2010

serial jizzer

One who consistently ejaculates on different people and surfaces.

Dude Hakeem busts nuts everywhere, and on everyone he can, buddy is a serial jizzer.

by Davinator59 August 25, 2014

Jesus Jizzer

A person who is so religious, they want to slam it in your face any chance they get. You can often tell even from their bumper stickers. These people are said to be "jizzin' for Jesus."

"Aww, man! They have the fish on their trunk AND they're going slow. Damn Jesus Jizzers!

by nicatnite February 20, 2011

Towel Jizzer

Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.

"Jantzen, you towel jizzer!"

by NarNar October 7, 2004

face jizzer

Someone who ejaculates onto peoples faces.

Did you here about Fred?
No
he gave his girlfriend another facial
he is such a face jizzer

by Cum and Get It July 22, 2010

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010