jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

jizzkingdom

the sexiest man alive and also best friends with cole wood

jizzkingdom is the sexiest instagram memepage

by mrsexymantheIII October 10, 2020

jizzkingdom

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.

Jizzkingdom is a female magnet

by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020

jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016