jizzbeaner

someone who dyes their hair a lot, resembles an animal, makes bad puns, and most likely racist.

"That girl is definitely Jizzbeaner, look at her hair n' shit."

by Hugh Jass Inma Pants November 9, 2013

JizzBritches

the moment when you spread your legs and have semen on your pants

** Friend sits down***

*** dog jumps on friend and begins trying to hump****

**** Friend now has jizzbritches***

by Truetexan0917 April 16, 2017

Jizzbirding

The art of masturbating and then climaxing in the air while participating in an extreme sport (ex. hang-gliding, skydiving, parasailing, surfing, skateboarding, etc.)

Announcer: aaaand Contestant #3 makes the final tur... aaaand he’s jizzbirding right into the crowd in celebration! What a finish!

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

jizzbean

(noun) A shaven testicle.

I only have one jizzbean, as I don't shave my other one.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020

Jizzbanger

A deliberately irritating, person whose only job is to get in your way. When driving to work, or waiting in line, they are there to totally slow you down and serve no other purpose. Like NPc’s in a game.

This traffic/doctors office/coffee shop line, is full of jizzbangers.

by Piggysmacks1 June 27, 2025

Jizzbanger

A deliberately irritating, person whose only job is to get in your way. When driving to work, or waiting in line, they are there to totally slow you down and serve no other purpose. Like NPc’s in a game.

This traffic/doctors office/coffee shop line, is full of jizzbangers.

by Piggysmacks1 June 27, 2025