Jizzbomb

The essence of a genuine Jizzbomb works like this. When you are getting busy with your bird, as you are about to cum, you pull out of her, pull your foreskin forward and shoot inside it (it helps if you are not fully hard so you have more foreskinto cover your helmet) Your foreskin with then fill out with said jizz, like a bullfrog. At this point, you spring your cock forward whilst releasing your foreskin from your fingers, this will produce the ultimate Jizzbomb all over her (face if you are lucky)

me and my bird were having some sex the other night and instead of the conventional cumshot, I held my foreskin together over my cock then released a huge jizzbomb over her, it was wicked!

by Goosewing555 September 4, 2012

Jizzowats

Level of power your ejaculation is. The power can be anywhere form 0-1000 Jizzowats

Wow when i was fapping my ejaculation was like 200 Jizzowats

by W.e. Man May 13, 2011

jizzwowwe

The state of being so utterly amazed that you jizz yourself. (Could be used for girls too).

When I go to Ireland and look at someone funny I get my face stomped in like JIZZWOWWE.

by PATRICKnuala September 26, 2005

JizzBomb

JizzBomb; A large and unexpected amount semen that is suddenly and, violently blasted towards/onto an object or person in an explosion like fashion.

That homeless man Roberto tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned, he blasted me in the face with a JizzBomb

by Cliff & Roberto May 27, 2008

jizzbottle

one who drinks jizz at constant rate.2full of cum

Renaee,prostitutes,travis's mom

by sexy man January 28, 2003

jizzbomber

A description of a mild mannered college student/superhero whose main weapon and special power is a jizzbomb(see subteranean jizzbomb). Works in and around the area of the University of Arkansas, also can be rented for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, office parties etc.

No, I won't be going to this month's gunshow i'm just gonna call up the jizzbomber to settle my disputes from now on. Plus he does a mean cover of Michael Jackson's Thriller.

by Black Caesar December 9, 2008

Jizzbot

A robot who does nothing except ejaculate; provides no pleasure, just the mess; calling someone this is calling them useless and infuriating.

Mike - Man, my economics teacher rants about nothing and then dumps a ton of work on us.
Leo - Yeah I heard that guy's a Jizzbot.

by yo.its.carrot February 27, 2011