Jordanette

A wet willy

OMG your such a Jordanette!

by Marry Burgess January 13, 2009

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordanette

A sloppy wet male part.
more commonly seen after sex.

last night i had a jordanette

by Mary Burgess February 9, 2009

Jordaned

When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.

Bro I totally just JORDANED in my pants when that girl backed her booty up on me!!! Billy too!!

by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017

Jordane

The cutest guys are named Jordane. They are soooo sweet and you should deff ask one out NOW!!!

Girl 1: Damnnnn hes cute asf
Girl 2: yeah hes a Jordane

by Weasley.Wh0re November 3, 2020

Jordaned

To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.

Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do

by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021

Jordane

Has an enormous dick, once you get a taste of it you won't want to move on from it.

Jordane cock is fucking mighty

by anonymous November 23, 2021