Jimmy the Dead Rat

Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.

Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt

by slink0us January 8, 2022

Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015

jimmy paging

that thing of when a white guy starts to look more and more asian as they get older, inspired by the way Led Zeppelin's guitarist Jimmy Page aged into an asian dude

wow james urbaniak is really jimmy paging

by cfboyd April 28, 2014

Jimmy McGill

“The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm.”

Conman disguised as a Lawyer.

Main character of Better Call Saul

Lalo: You know, Tuco told me about you. You're the guy with a mouth.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah.

by Agent557 April 24, 2021

screaming jimmy

Term used to describe 2-stroke Detroit Diesel engines (i.e. 6-71) known for their distinctive tones and volume. Detroit Diesel was a division of General Motors, hence "Jimmy"

Trucker #1- "Dang ol' sum bitch's trucks louder than sin!"
Trucker #2- "Boy howdy! I reckon he's got a screaming jimmy in that pig"

by Chet McPherson II June 17, 2011

Jimmy Pop

Jimmy Pop (Ali). Lead singer and driving force behind The Bloodhound Gang. Likes Waffle House, hangin' out with fellow millionaire Bam Margera (in more recent years), and listening to music from the 80's.

I went to Wawa yesterday and saw Jimmy Pop there in his pj's. I assume he was buying cigs and coffee so he could smoke and drink while watching The Simpsons.

by sesp March 31, 2005

Jimmyism

The best religion that was ever conceived.

Do not trust any other definition

I was in the catholic church when I realized should have been practicing Jimmyism all along

by God of Jimmyism January 12, 2018