crimson jihad

The terrorist group in ARRRRNIE film - TRUE LIES

"i will destroy crimson jihad, YAAUUUUU" - Arnie

by ARNIE MAN September 27, 2007

jihadil

The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.

Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.

Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video

Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil

by $wervy December 5, 2013

fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.

That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.

by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016

Butlerian Jihad

The movement and philosphy, first coined by Frank Herbert in the book DUNE, that believes that artificial intelligence should be banned.

"Man may not be replaced."

" Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

Movement opposed to artificial intelligence, similar to Neo-Luddites

These new imiation artificial intelligence programs like Siri should be eleminated by the new Butlerian Jihad.

by Smerber September 11, 2021

JihadiJustin

Refer’s to Canada’s current Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who is the only leader of the free world to welcome ISIS, Al Qaeda and any othe terrorists to their country with open arms.

Hey Wayne, why don’t we go to JihadiJustin’s house to watch the hockey game with him and his ISIS friends. I think it’ll be a blast.

by TheZ0diac January 14, 2018

Jiada

A jiada is a person you definetly want to be friends. They are always there for and hold their pain in to help you get over yours. They are often popular. They may not be great at being sensitive with you but they definetly make you laugh always cracking jokes and making you smile. They are not afraid to tell you what’s on there mind if you make them mad. So I would stay on a Jiada’s good side because she has a whole squad to back her up. A jiada is definetly a dare devil but won’t do something so stupid she’ll have to pay the consequences. They are super fun to hang out with and always make your day when your down. Jiadas are super pretty which makes all the boys want to date a jiada. They are also very athletic.

Dang that Jiada is super fast. Look at her Bff and her telling people off!!!

by Jiada May 19, 2018

Jihad

Jihad literally means "struggle". This constant struggle is to establish islamic norms and rituals by deceit or pseudo-secularism and it touches every aspect of human life. It focuses on changing on demographics of a place, region or country so that Islam can be established as de facto.

Love-Jihad, Population-Jihad, Migration-Jihad, Land-Jihad,

by Sexy muhurte February 4, 2021