“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”
“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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Pretty Awesome Dude #1: Dude! i just bought Junta and it's fuckin' amazing!
Pretty Awesome Dude #2: *takes a hit*
Pretty Awesome Dude #2: *takes a hit*
by phishlove December 28, 2005
Get the Junta mug.Derived from rush hour film it's a way of calling someone of asian decent, someone who just looks asian and or acts asian. can also be made plural for a group Juntaos
Bob: hey who is that infront of you
John: I don't know they keep crossing between the lines
*passes car*
Bob: yea it was a Juntao!
John: figures
John: I don't know they keep crossing between the lines
*passes car*
Bob: yea it was a Juntao!
John: figures
by elchico October 1, 2009
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Get the Juntao mug.He is okay at sometimes, but he doesn't like to be always blamed and shouted on. His zodiac is Cancer, so it will be hard to be his friend. He does so good at art when he is alone at sometime. Don't tease him about a girl he doesn't like and don't be a jerk to him. If you are one of my classmates, don't talk to me.
Jhundaniel.
by Jhundaniel September 26, 2018
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by ilovejunta1000 January 11, 2021
Get the junta mug.Substitute teacher at school. You might see him around carrying a yellow bag, it might reak a bit.
He looks a bit like a "brrh". He is very good at teaching.
He looks a bit like a "brrh". He is very good at teaching.
by nor May 23, 2004
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