Jonesport jumpa

a drink that consists of one tall mug great value black coffee and a half a gram of meth, crack Cocaine and one shot of Alan's coffee brandy

"Hey bahb fucken sent ha a little too hahd last night had to many twistas gotta shake up ah little Jonesport jumpah

by hahafail April 15, 2021

jhump

The dirty, vile beast that desires to:
fuck, shag, bang, dominate, have sex with, and fuck everything.

The jhump scared the hell out of me when she told me about her demented sexual intentions. I ran away screaming "Mama, help me!"

by asdasdasd321321 March 31, 2008

jumpable

Attractive, sexy, hot, good looking, shagable!

To define that you want to make love to, have sex with, make the dog with two backs with and to do all those things you dreamt of with.

Check him out, he's jumpable!

by clarkk June 27, 2014

jigga jumpa

Is a dick rider.

Stay off my dick stop being a jigga jumpa.

by Vincent Clay January 1, 2009

jumpable

A word meaning "able to be jumped" that is used by morons that don't know how to use proper grammar.

I easily hurdled the jumpable hurdle at the track meet.

by Justin Kramer January 7, 2008

Jumpabonable

Being totally screwable

Wow! She is so jumpabonable!

by xx007xx November 17, 2009

jumpage

Somenone's request for an immediate response to their problem regardless of what else you've got on your plate. Clients, bosses, spouses, etc. all expect jumpage from time to time.

This client expects major jumpage on their pesky little problem!

by Mikee P March 27, 2008