Jhumpa is a girl who has the ability to catch someone's attention immediately she tends to be outlandish yet grounded in the world around her. Her jokes may not be funny to others but she doesn't mind and continues to make them. She's like a mom to most of her close friends and makes sure they are comfortable and ok she puts them in front of herself but when it comes to competitors she'll leave you in the dust. She may scare people away but according to her “That's how you get the weak links out of your way” Jhumpa’s are hard to come across if you do happen to meet one make sure to treasure her before she walks out on your life she doesn't have time for temporary people.
A beautiful girl with high intelligence. Usually out of league for many of the male species. A girl with her very own opinion. A hardcorefeminist. More sweeter than sugar. And she knows everything whether it be rights, politics, environment or entertainment world.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.