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The dirty, vile beast that desires to:
fuck, shag, bang, dominate, have sex with, and fuck everything.

The jhump scared the hell out of me when she told me about her demented sexual intentions. I ran away screaming "Mama, help me!"

jhump by asdasdasd321321 March 31, 2008

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Ship-Jumper

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

Ship-Jumper by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

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Skunk jumper

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

Skunk jumper by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

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jump in my hole

Permission to enter and destroy said hole of another

Literally, jump in my hole right now

jump in my hole by Donghammer3316 December 14, 2021

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Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Jump in the cadillac help

Jump in the Cadillac by Quackityisaipadkid July 1, 2021

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jump astraddle

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

jump out the motor

When a Hemel chav gets mad at another human and threatens to kill you

I will jump out the motor and wack you !!! Gur

jump out the motor by Lulup November 5, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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