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The dirty, vile beast that desires to:
fuck, shag, bang, dominate, have sex with, and fuck everything.

The jhump scared the hell out of me when she told me about her demented sexual intentions. I ran away screaming "Mama, help me!"

jhump by asdasdasd321321 March 31, 2008

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Ship-Jumper

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

Ship-Jumper by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

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Skunk jumper

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

Skunk jumper by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

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jump in my hole

Permission to enter and destroy said hole of another

Literally, jump in my hole right now

jump in my hole by Donghammer3316 December 14, 2021

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Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

Jump in the cadillac help

Jump in the Cadillac by Quackityisaipadkid July 1, 2021

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jump astraddle

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.

Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.

jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

jump out the motor

When a Hemel chav gets mad at another human and threatens to kill you

I will jump out the motor and wack you !!! Gur

jump out the motor by Lulup November 5, 2020

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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