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Jewlet

Wow...watch those Jewlets play with that dreidel
by B. Zucksz February 6, 2008
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Jewnetics

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor
"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"
by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008
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Jewverine

The most incredibly handsome, sexy and skilled superhero ,despite his religion he still brings hope to the world. He has twin Menorahs mounted on his hands and a kippah balanced on his head. The REAL jewish messiah!
You heard about Jewverine?
Hell yeah dude, he could have stopped hitler
by TrustMeI'mAJew February 8, 2017
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jewvenile

The right age for a jew: exactly 6 years; 6 months; and 6 days old.
shlomo loved talking about the 6 gorillion so much, we all figured he was talking about a jewvenile gorilla.
by New World Ebola May 2, 2021
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Jewnetic

The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.
Guy 1: "Yo, what happened to David Meshulam's nose."
Guy 2: "It's Jewnetic, dude."
by Jako Kot October 23, 2008
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Jewett

A narcissistic sociopath. These people often come off as sweet and charming, but once they have you hooked, it's all over. It's all a facade and they are fake people. They will completely control the relationship and make you believe all of your problems are your own fault, when in reality they are manipulative and emotionally abusive. They will tell you it's love, but they are really just using you for their own personal gain and will continue to do so until they completely drain the life out of you. At this point they abandon you and turn everyone against you. They often tend to have a group of flying monkeys at their disposal who will enable them and do nothing to stop their evil ways.
Unless you want your soul crushed, stay away from jewetts, they're nothing but trouble!
by Called_Ur_Bluff September 17, 2018
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jewett city

1.a town in southeastren ct. it is really not much of a city about a fourth of a mile long main street. with some other streets that come off from it with apartments. also there are not many jews

popular things to do in jewett city are hang out at the heart of the town and drink at the two bars. there are three pizza places durin the day. the most exciting thing is the flea market that is only open on sunday. where you can buy some kicks for twenty bucks. there is a tabacoo store. a rather slow paced town where everyone knows yer name. people r always trying to leave but most keep coming back. down the street there is a walmart in the neighbooring town.
norwich. a very scummy town often called the armpit of connecticut. is close by. jewett city is the first stop at an attempt of city life. as you get further down 395 you will eventually step city by dim crummy city till you get to the heart of ct. hartford citys like bridgeport...untill eventually you'll end up going thru new york and new jersy. the metropilis of america.
ex I went to jewett city and got into a fight at the tabacoo barn. but I rsther live here than in norwich
by akasinister April 4, 2009
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