Jewberty

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.

Daniel is going through jewberty!

by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011

JewPenn

A name given to Upenn for the abundance of people of jewish heritage.

I got into an ivy league school, so I decided to go to Jewpenn

by steve, a jew December 9, 2004

Jewser

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

jeepers creepers

1) intj. An expression of extreme surprise. Derived from "Jesus Christ".

2) n. A weird-ass movie.

1) "Jeepers creepers! He just shot my brother! ...my idol..."

2) "Dude, I saw Jeepers Creepers last night. That is one fucked movie."

by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003

jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.

Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.

by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.

"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"

by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019

jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.

Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.

by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010