Jealust

feeling or showing envy of someone because of their sex life or intimate relationships and displaying it in a reactivate, manipulative, or dishonest manner.

Jealust- when you want another person's sex life and make manipulative and dishonest attempts to take it from them.

"She's jealust over me because she knows my man ****s my brains out at least six times a week."

"She's psycho jealust! Like Single White Female jealust! She told my girl I might have AIDS, jealust!"

"Jealust much???"

"You know that little punk's jealust because we ****, right?"

"I tampered with your husband's fertility test results because I'm jealust and I want you and I'm sorry."

by Solarcero_de_Rais November 4, 2018

Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

jewlace

the neckless worn by jews to symblize their jewness

Mark: Dude what are you wearin man?
Ben: Dude its my jewlace

by ben frank February 29, 2008

jenluan

gialuan and jenny

jenluan is a good ship

by 大きな男の子 May 19, 2019

Jewlian

A mocking term for anyone named Julian who may act stingy at times.

Julian: Sure, i'll get you a present for your birthday, but you'll have to pay for it yourself.

Me: You are such a Jewlian!

by Lycheee December 17, 2012

jewhut

Tesco is a company owned by jews so there for it is the hut of jew.

Dude im going to jewhut anyone want anything?

by geary December 9, 2012

jewcumber

A circumsized (and Jewish) penis.

Golda: "Oooo-eee! That's the biggest jewcumber I've ever seen!"

by Zahava bat Hadassah January 29, 2008