Jewnetics

Jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly associated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.

When I walk into a spanish supermarket, I am really an oddity. I'm not only white, I've got Jewnetics.

by the coolest motherfucker I am February 28, 2011

Jewlez Syndrome

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"

Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"

by Lord O'Pimps May 1, 2014

Jewvet

A cosy linen item generally used in the bedroom for warmth and snugness when one is alseep. One can have many different covers of varying design and colour making everyones Jewvet almost unique. A person's Jewvet will also have a signature smell dependent on its owner, and stain patterns depending on the nature of sexual acts occuring beneath it.

In a normal world everyone loves their Jewvet.

Man to wife; stop stealing my side of the Jewvet

Beef; I had to change my Jewvet today because it smelt like Wooton

by DAVE9999 May 16, 2010

Jewlatto

Jewlatto (not really derogatory, nickname) : Usually refers to a person who is half black, half Jewish (white). Contraction of Jewish + Mulatto=Jewlatto

Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonnet and Rashida Jones are famous Jewlattos.

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 5, 2010

Jewnetics

The genetic coding of an ashkenazi or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor

"You can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a Burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!"

by Sarah Barker September 5, 2008

Jewnetic

The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.

Guy 1: "Yo, what happened to David Meshulam's nose."
Guy 2: "It's Jewnetic, dude."

by Jako Kot October 23, 2008

Jeblet

A wildly attractive man with rugged looks of the sort that earn men roles in cigarette adverts.

"Oh he's such a Jeblet"
"He's not fit, he's a Jeblet"

by Baldwinator January 11, 2012