jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005

Jewpons

A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.

"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."

by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009

Jewgotti

1. An old honda civic, particularly one that has been beat to all hell with a headlight out, duct-taped side passenger window, and cigarette burns in the seats. In other words, a car that is NOT a Bugatti.

2. A Jew emulating the worst of Italian-American culture -- tank tops, the blow out hair style, lip gloss, the tanning, gaudy jewelery, etc.

1. "Is that your new whip? A Jewgotti... sweet!"

2. "So you're Italian? No? Oh a Jewgotti, I see..."

by cteafin May 20, 2013

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewon

The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.

Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy

by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013

jewgina

Jewish vagina. A variation of jewnanni or jewntang
Widely regarded as the "tightest" Vagina among females.

"Damn, that bitches jewgina was tighter than a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel!!"

by Sho'Nuff May 16, 2007

Jewgoslavian

A person who is half kyke and half Yugoslavian.

A yugoslavian Jew

You are the only Jewgoslavian I know.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 6, 2009