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drop a jewel

Words of wisdom delivered unexpectedly useful and well timed
I had to drop a jewel on her she had no clue of what to do.
by IPman July 17, 2014
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Jewel bag

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.
I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.
by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013
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jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.
Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen
by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010
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Jebediah Schlatt

Guy 1 "Hey, is that Jschlatt?"

Guy 2 "No. That's Jebediah Schlatt. Ender of Queens, Destroyer of Towers.
by WhatTheHellIsAPseudonymBro September 25, 2022
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jeeda

an incredible girl who is so much fun to be around and is smokin hot
Wow that girl is such a jeeda!
by applesauce1234 June 7, 2010
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Jeweeabo

(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.
Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!
by Blackfin May 18, 2020
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Jewel

Jewel; Just her name takes your breath away by its uniqueness and beauty. Her flaws are none, and her heart is that of a new born child. Complete innocence and purity. Her outward appearance is that which is most pleasing upon the eyes. And if not careful, one might mistake her for an Angel itself. Her elegant ways of life might make one feel petty and of no worth compared to one of such beauty and stature. But her words are as pleasing as harmonies music to the ears. And with love and kindness she can melt your scars and pain away into the past. Making one to feel as though they have reached a heaven in which no pain or bad things exsist. She is loyal till death, and never would compromise a relationship. She is honest and that of good heart. But is easily hurt and made to cry. But fear not, for she yearns only to forgive and forget, so all that remains is peace and happiness. If you had to describe Jewel in one simple word, it would have to simply be, Perfect.
by 2Glam2GivaDamn September 5, 2015
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