Jewphoria

The indescribable feeling of finding out someone you just met is Jewish when your Jewdar didn't go off.

I swear, every other person I meet nowadays gives me jewphoria.

by Mister krabbs January 3, 2022

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Jenophobia

The fear of your hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you in hot water.

This fear is believed to be caused by being abused by your parents and friends as a child or eating taht last peice of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt.

Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:wuw like huw that makes you solid and a GANGSTA!!!
Sean:i poked a dinner nanny

by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009

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Jenophobia

The fear of you hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you with a steaming hot blast of water.

It is believed that this fear is caused by abuse as a child from parents and friends,or eating that extra bit of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt of.

Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:oooww thats bad

by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009

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Jotaphobia

fear of the letter J because apparently jam is too scary.

I have Otaphobia!

You mean Jotaphobia?

You said the forbidden letter Ack.

You mean Jack?

Stop scaring me you erk!

You mean jerk?

Stop ack please!

by AnOrganism January 30, 2022

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