Jetzabel

A 5'6ft really kind girl that loves her Asian men. Especially Taehyung. Finds strawberry cream cakes cute and loves the color purple. Fruity

Friend 1: "Omg I wish me and jetzabel could be more than friends..but her standards are way too high" 💔

Friend 2: "Same cause that girl scrumptious" 😏

by Rap monster May 1, 2022

Jeezums

A replacement word for Jesus Christ, used to not take the name of the Lord in vain.

Jeezums, dat shizzle was jiggity fly.

by Mattyfizzle November 20, 2004

jetfuel

the use of massive amounts of cocaine or other illegal narcotics

Man jun did you see your man art over there in the club? Yes i did you know him,always on that jetfuel.

by ajmblock January 28, 2009

Jeezus

The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.

Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.

Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.

Jesus said to turn the other cheek.

Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."

by The Divine Is Within Us All January 3, 2011

Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Jeezuz

1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something

1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"

3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF

*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

jetzibe

A nice good looking girl who is really nice and she is a amazing friend you can really trust her

Jetzibe is super nice

by Gum kid January 7, 2018