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Jetzabel
A 5'6ft really kind girl that loves her Asian men. Especially Taehyung. Finds strawberry cream cakes cute and loves the color purple. Fruity
Friend 1: "Omg I wish me and jetzabel could be more than friends..but her standards are way too high" 💔
Friend 2: "Same cause that girl scrumptious" 😏
Friend 2: "Same cause that girl scrumptious" 😏
Jetzabel by Rap monster May 1, 2022
Jetzebel
The pretty women who can definitely pull off wearing leather boots and a jacket. Wearing long green nails is her main thing. It’s said that the beauty mark on her cheek makes her 100x more attractive.
jetzibet
Jetzibet is a very unique girl.She is the quietest girl u will ever meet. However once u get to know her better she is really let’s just say herself on the inside. She loves Kpop like BTS take her man she will not be the same quiet girl u would ever meet. A Jetzibet is cute and very adorable. She is will be ur bffl. She gets sad when ur sad. She cares about other people. A Jetzibet is clumsy. Jetzibet is lovable , if u marry her u will be the luckiest person on Earth. She is not a liar nor a back talker . She is the universe the light in u she will make ur heart go BoOm BoOm. She will make a great bffl. A Jetzibet is funny cute pretty and many more. She has long red brownish hair. Her eyes are beautiful. She will always keep a smile even when she is in pain. She will make a person smile. She learns from her mistakes. But if u ever meet a Jetzibet u should Hug her or kiss her she deserves love, and u deserve her love.
Jetzibeth
Jetzibeth is a ver kind and cute girl. She will be there for you up and downs. Never ever
talk shit about her, she will beat you up and she wknt warn you twice. She has a curvy body but she likes to hide it. Also, Jetzibeth is a very loyal girlfriend.
talk shit about her, she will beat you up and she wknt warn you twice. She has a curvy body but she likes to hide it. Also, Jetzibeth is a very loyal girlfriend.
Jetzibeth by Perez jazmin November 23, 2021
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