Dirty jess

A dirty Jess is licking out your dog while your cat watches then you proceed to shit in your own mouth swallow it and shit in your dogs mouth. It's a repeated cycle.

"Life got abit boring the other day so had to whip out a dirty Jess"

by AMZAZINGMOLLY765282 May 6, 2021

Doing a Jess

It literally means crying

she was doing a jess last night

by 6okay yeydhaikaowcj August 24, 2021

Doing a Jess

When each person in you household gets covid but one week apart so you have to stay lockdown for a month until everyone has recovered.

My son got covid, hopefully we all get it in one go so we're not Doing A Jess.

by Fishy94ish May 23, 2022

Jessdeep

A really cool person who used words like LAD and BABE and TUP. They are very smart and are also deep thinkers.

See that girl over there, she looks like she is really cool, she is a Jessdeep!

by j.k.r January 1, 2012

jessdee

the most amazing person in the entire planet, is so beautiful, so hot every man wants her shes like a cardiac disease because at some point she will put a hole in your heart.

ex "oh shit jessdee's walking by, i gotta fix my hair"
ex "once i heard jessdee got her tits done in jamaica"
ex " i heard jessdee does Micronesian commercials"

by kingotw August 7, 2023

Jessd

A short dark haired thing thats constantly plotting revenge against me. And spazzes out for no reason what-so-ever

Woah jeez.. you spaz out like JESSD!

by BC.Bored June 23, 2008

jessden

Jessden is the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He tends to always put everyone before himself even when he doesn’t want to. If you have Jessden as a boyfriend, you’re the luckiest person in the world. He’s cute and will always make you feel loved.

Oh you’re such a Jessden, you’re too sweet.

by Kelvin Martin November 26, 2018