jerkoff juice

Crude slang for liquid personal lubrication products such as Astroglide.

Nah, I spent the night in with a bottle of jerkoff juice.

by eslampiece December 20, 2006

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

jerkoff jack

The most smelly man in the world

Look at that Jerkoff jack over there

by Ctmarto January 30, 2019

Jerkoff McGee

A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.

Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”

Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”

by Spicyspectrum April 4, 2022

Jerkoff Masturbator

A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.

The man who ran in front of my car was a JERKOFF MASTURBATOR so i ran him over.

by The Pontiff November 3, 2003

Jerkoff Hands

Someone who isnt getting laid.

"Man john hooked up with this girl last night who was a total dog."
"At least i got my tip wet, whod you go home with jerkoff hands?"

by the real ian harold October 9, 2008

Jerkoff Shits

When ur jerking off on the toilet then you have to shit or vise versa.

Oh my lord dude While I was jerkingoff I had to shit. I got the Jerkoff shits

by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017