Jerkitism

One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.

Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.

by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

Jerkitis

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.

when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.

by kimbo123 October 18, 2009

Jerkit Farthead

A sibling who is driving you crazy, being mean, and is generally obnoxious.

My brother Ben is a jerkit farthead!

by Nicole Messer October 3, 2005

Jerkito

A small insignificant Jerkface.

You are nothing but a Jerkito...you mean nothing!

by Sarahface November 28, 2007

jerkitch

This is the mix of the two words "jerk" and "bitch". This word was made mostly for people who cant swear in front of certain other people. Such as parents, people who dont like the language, or for people who just dont swear.

cree: "Bobby, you're such a jerkitch! why did you have to say that?!?!?"

Bobby: "Sorry cree, I wasnt trying to make fun of you."

by stupidperson501 August 27, 2009

jerkitivity

The amount of "jerk" an individual possesses.

The scale in which they measure "jerking" competitions.

"You have too much jerkitivity going on right now and you need to calm it down."

The Power Rangers' jerkitivity in on a scale of 8 out of 10. Great job!

by Yemyl November 13, 2011

jerkitis

a disease contracted from spooning with a member of the opposite sex.

ex. Man, me and that chick ended up spooning last night and I think I caught the jerkitis.

by loserpenguin1234 December 8, 2013