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Jeremian

Badass. Better than everyone. To fast for the sex offender list.

Gets a lot of wet dreams every night.
What dreams did you have last night Jeremian???

"TEEHEE"!!!
by JANGO April 25, 2014
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Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011
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Jeremiah

The best person you could ever meet. A boy, or a man who knows how to love their other half. They know how to take control and can be confusing at times, but they know how to settle things. They can be really good boyfriends and can mess up at times, but they finally win their partner's heart with their adorable antics. They are people who are selfless and very sensitive, although they never show it. And finally, love their friends and family a lot. Having a guy like that in your life is really wonderful.
Can you believe it?
i have a boyfriend and his name's Jeremiah.
by HisTrueLover123890 October 5, 2017
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Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"
by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011
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Jeremiah

Jeremiah is a sexy ass motherfucker, he is so sexy that if you look at him too long youll probably cream your pants.
omg did you see jeremiah, i literally creamed my pants
by swagggerboi November 23, 2021
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Jeremellow

A person who's mellow, relaxed, laid back. Most probably due to a lack of sleep and long term addiction to black V and Moccona. Most likely a management student who walks around in an ethereal daze.
A: "WOW! Look at that management student!! He doesn't look like he knows what's going on around him..."

B: "Yea...he's Jeremellow..."
by qwertyuiop12345789 May 1, 2009
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Jeremiah

A strong-minded person with hidden talents who strives to be the best, not to be better than others, but to prove to all that he can do it.
That guy's state champ! What a Jeremiah!
by Superman6994 January 23, 2014
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