george jenkins high school

A school filled with pot heads and annoying freshman. the bathrooms are made for juuls and the teachers don’t gaf as long as you wear your ID. Everyone that goes there is a fien

girl: you go to george jenkins high school?
boy: yea
girl: oh haha how much for a cart?

by swel23 June 28, 2019

Stephan Jenkins

To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."

"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower

And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "

Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean

by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010

dirt jerking

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

by jessford151515 April 12, 2016

Clint Jenkined

Absolutely off your face on drugs or alcohol but still carrying on.

What a night it was, I drunk so much but as soon as I got into fresh air I was completely “Clint Jenkined”

by Boardy98 July 11, 2021

Fatty Jenkins

A person who likes to sit around all day, eat junk food and never exercise. Fatty's poor habits have led to FJ being overweight, and therefore called Fatty Jenkins.

Look at Fatty Jenkins huffing and puffing after climbing the staircase!

by Smeagol/Gollum January 5, 2009

Greg Jenningsed

Verb form of the legend, Greg Jennings
1. (verb) an act in which a person wrestles through impossible obstacles in order to succeed at one's life.
2. (verb) when a nigga puts da team on his back and does something for madden.

Person 1-Dawg, I had three tests today.
Person 2-Wow, I hope you Greg Jenningsed them.
Person 1-Hell yeah, I Greg Jenningsed the shit outta all of them. It's E-Z.

by doingitformadden March 4, 2011

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011