Jenson

Jenson is a very nice boy who loves to chat with friends and he is very kind. Jenson helps you through everything and is alway there when you need him. Never hurt jenson because he can be sensitive sometimes. he is cute and good looking and catches all of the girls!

Jenson is very cute. dont you think?

by reanneeee February 1, 2021

Jenton

In modern usage, an Jenton is a unit of measurement of time of the duration of 45 minutes, or 2700 seconds past the original expected arrival time. It is ¼ of 1/24th of a median Earth day. An Jenton in the Universal Coordinated Time (UTC) time standard can include a negative or positive leap seconds depending on a rage of factors include but not limited to mood, wardrobe malfunctions, hair or traffic, and may therefore have a duration of 2699 or 2701 seconds for adjustment purposes.

If you are set to arrive at a location at 2:00 and have every intention of arriving there at 2:00 but fail to calculate how long it will take to do hair, makeup, wardrobe changes, traffic or the actual duration of time it would take the average person just to get to said location it is best to add a Jenton or two.

If called by any one waiting for you at said location at the prescribed time, you must assure them no matter how ridiculous it may sound that you are on your way and you will be there in a few minutes. This ensures that the Jenton Unit of measure stays in tact.

by Dr. Lagbehind February 14, 2010

jendoggs

is a name of a person whome doggs was simply added to its name. its gives it a cool or gangsta name to it

jendoggs, treydoggs.
yo jendoggs what you doing today?

by Yihee April 14, 2008

Jeydon

The best guy you will ever meet, at first he seems scary but when he finally lets you past his guard you’ll see a funny, outstanding person. he’s cute, sweet and just over all an amazing guy. he can be over protective and come off as an asshole but in the end he only does that because he loves you and doesn’t want to lose you. Never fuck a Jeydon over, then you’ll loss him, he hates lairs and because of that has trust issues,, if you ever meet a Jeydon, don’t let him go are it will be your loss not his. Jeydon always deserves the best, even if he doesn’t think he does.

I love you Jeydon

by Thegreasybannana May 1, 2019

Jenson

The most perfect boy on earth.

Everyone’s favorite human.

He’s my jenson

by Miawmmmmmmm June 4, 2018

jeydonator

a "jeydonator" is a "hardcore" jeydon wale or jeyyounit11 fan that shows dedication and support.

if you're a fan of jeydon wale, then you're a jeydonator.

by jeydonator July 11, 2010

Timmothy Jenkons

The greatest person ever. Plain and simple. He is everywhere, and nowhere.

A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?

B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!

A: Oh yah, I forgot.

by Timmy J. April 15, 2008