jeepshot

a jeepshot occurs when one sees a Jeep Wrangler. he/she will punch whoever is near them in the arm/shoulder and exclaim 'JEEPSHOT no jeepshot back!' as fast as they can. to prevent being jeepshot, one must say 'LICENSE!' either when he/she sees a jeep, hears others saying 'license', hears others being jeepshot, or someone jeepshooting.

*jeep wrangler drives by*
Dude: *punch* JEEPSHOTNOJEEPSHOTBACK!

by Eatmypiss January 6, 2009

[jeppsson]

a jeppsson is typically an odd 11th-or-so grade high schooler with little prospects other then her love of girly shows like gossip girl and scrubs. also likes spaghetti.
doesnt usually live where she should be, instead tends to migrate to more exotic locations like okinawa or shanghai.

also at times, the jeppsson can be quite the sexy beast.

oh, there goes that jeppsson, off to her place of interest

by Micky Vep October 18, 2008

jeepsta

yo its a gangsta that dont show it cause they be undercover like that and they usually drive a hot ride like a renovated 6-fo but they can make anyone gangsta even chris novelli. see this kid is tryin so hard man wit all the clothes from nfl shop and all that piece but he's the man right thur like jur

yo jeepsta yo lemme get wit yo girl taisweeka

by yo its the jeepsta June 16, 2004

Jeepism

The thought that just because you drive a Jeep means that you can off-road better than any other vehicle.

I study Jeepism

by Jeepism January 24, 2017

Jeeps

Coolest car In the world

1:Hey look at that _Jeep
2:I hate _Jeeps_
1:*kills*

by 👁👄👁I don’t like you August 26, 2020

jeepus

Mikey

Who's jeepus?
*Sighs* Mikey is

by LowestDrop6822 June 1, 2021

JEEP-PS

What da unreliable/obsolete satellite-navigation guidance often ends up being --- i.e., you get invalidly directed off onto some rough rutted seldom-used track dat only a sturdy 4WD vehicle could navigate!

Robin Williams' character in da comedy-film "RV" unwisely takes a JEEP-PS route dat causes him to get his huge rig high-centered on a rock.

by QuacksO April 30, 2022