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Leather jeans

Best thing a confident fit man or woman can wear irregardless of their orientation or style, if they can pull it off properly and have a nice physique for it. Extremely popular in the 1960-1980s as worn on the streets, they got a bad name for straight men and even straight women in the US and the UK as unanimously (wrongly) associated with LGBT/gay culture.

They have different cuts and fits but the best one would be similar to that of Levi's 501, best not too skintight and absolutely not too loose. They should be classic and black but other colours as brown are worn by men and women choose a variety of colours.
Tight fit of leather jeans flatters most men especially more muscular ones and a smaller group of women who have less body around thighs and bottoms.

They are worn often instead of specialised bike leathers but not recommended as they have no padding.
Best worn on informal occasions where you wouldn't expect see you nan. Best way ever to annoy in-laws esp. if you're a Man. Worn in church can emphasise your relaxed attitude towards religion. Worn to work can get you sacked unless you're a male escort.

If you have a mate who annoys you, put them on next time you go out with him.

On women, they can make a nice camel toe if tight enough. And on men, they should form at least a visible moose knuckle or jean bulge, otherwise DO NOT WEAR.

There are lots of uses and occasions and ways to wear leather jeans and more and more men and women wear them in the last few years.
Omg look at Becky's leather jeans. Fuck me mate she looks tight in them, I would bloody grab her arse right now!

Hey mate, nice leather jeans, where can you buy them?

Last time Stacy went to the club, she got smashed and was grabbing a bum of some random bloke in tight leather jeans.

Oh shit, look, that fit bird's got a proper camel toe in those snug leather jeans, ouch....
by leatherjeans September 8, 2013
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Jenesse

Opinionated, Clever, Crazy and not in a bad way, just a tad bit violent, very intelligent, funny, and fun to be with, just an all around amazing girl. who likes to play Tetris and can be an evil mastermind, and very talented. Most Jenesse's tend to be beautiful, but this is one is very complex. just everything is complex, the structure of the eyes, and the structure of the most beautiful smile your eyes can meet. the awesome sound of her laugh. Funny, kind, caring, all around awesome.
Man , that girl is so Jenesse!

I met this girl and she was like so jenesse.

They say the internet can be forever, i say it can be jenesse.
by Elegantpoet August 16, 2011
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Mr. Jeans

A Teacher at The Hockaday school who seems cool at first but is actually really cool. He sometimes gives out test that are hard af.
Mr. Jeans gave us another history test and I’m so stressed.
by CrazyGranny23 September 26, 2019
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cream in your jeans

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation
Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl
by KK special September 24, 2003
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87 Jeans

Brand of clothing created by rap artist Young Jeezy.
"8732 Apparel"

"I got 87 jeans with a fresh pair of nikes on!"
by joeythewoody March 9, 2008
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Rae'Jeen

Shes a real down to earth girl who can handle herself in anu situation :) Shes always ontop of her swagger game and thats whats awesome about her.
That girls a total Rae'Jeen
by errm does it matter? June 7, 2013
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Exploded Jeans

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.
Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.
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