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Joner (Essex Version)

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
by ROOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. September 5, 2009
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Jhonerie

A conceited guy that can get any girl to like him, but in reality he's a jerk who only cares about his looks.
Girl: I like him. He's pretty cool and he helps his friend out.
Girl #2: Yeah but he's so rude. He's a Jhonerie; he's always fixing his hair
by ikissedasunflower February 11, 2018
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joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area
dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.
by J October 20, 2004
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JONER

When Frankie, Nick, Joe, or Kevin Jonas experience an erection ((boner)) which usually is displayed in a rather large and noticeable way. Girls go craaaaaaaaaazy!...lol
*Joe Jonas is on stage, doing his celebration dance*

*"Cute Girl" glances at Joe*

*Joe notices said "Cute Girl" and gets excited*

*Everyone screams because of his Joner as he tones it (his dancing) down and tries to hide it*


And that my friends, is a Joner.
by WeArEvErYcOoLpEoPlE January 2, 2009
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jbone

Someone who frequently shows their zombie like penis.
Jason put your pants on quickly i can see your jbone.
by Herman Craptower April 10, 2009
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Jonerys

The term refers to a canon romantic relationship from Game of Thrones season 7 between the protagonists of the series Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen. They are related by blood - Jon is Daenerys’ nephew - but neither of them is aware of this yet.

Since they are both Targaryens and since the Targaryens were famous for two things: incest and dragons, the fact that they are related won’t probably matter in the long run.
Person1: I love Jonerys! They are the song of Ice and Fire!

Person2: But they’re related!

Person1: They’re Targaryens so it doesn’t matter. They are going to marry and have a baby. Targaryen restoration is coming!
by Milly_ December 16, 2018
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Jonerys

The hottest and powerful couple in the world
“Jonerys is incest, ew”
Do you shipp Jonsa?”
“Yes! It’s cute”
“🤡”
by Dracaryscrown April 11, 2020
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