jatheist

A person who is raised Jewish, and identifies culturally as a Jew, but doesn't believe in God.

Even though Bob calls himself Jewish, he is really a jatheist, seeing as he doesn't believe God exists, and hsan't gone to Temple in fifteen years.

by Steve Zelaznik September 30, 2006

Jascha

A beautiful man - almost as hard to look at as Edward in the Twighlight books because he looks so good. He is brilliant, funny, and crazy athletic. He is gifted and extremely loveable. This boy would have to be the highlight of every party. He will probably steal your girlfriend, but you cannot do anything about it.

Guys:
1: What the fuck, does he have diamond skin?
2: No, that's just a Jascha

Girls:
1: I just came in my panties, is that Edward Cullen?
2: No, that is a Jascha

by MMMLuva February 5, 2010

Jatched

Being “Jatched” means going against the rules in order to get the most fucked up off one, more or various stubstances including alcohol, weed, mushrooms and LSD. Typically one member of the friend group is the most likely to get jatched but anyone can if they try hard enough.

Yo dude I got so jatched last night I don’t even remember leaving Joseph Felines.

by Burton197 June 12, 2020

jarcheese

another name for marijuana

" yo mang lemme get some jarcheese."
" i dont got any jarcheese bro hit up joey jarcheese jarchino he will."

by jose de jalapeno August 18, 2011

Queer Jachnun

a Queer Jachnun is done while having the sexy time. right as his dick enter ur booty hole you pull it out and start to slam dicks against each other resulting in a sword fight.

pablo: man I wish I had a man to pull off a queer jachnun with.

by Jaquaviostavios the 3rd February 20, 2022

Jutchabeetcha

An informal declarative expression that is used in the form of a standalone sentence fragment. It is a statement that implies a euphoric satisfaction, agreement, or happiness with a statement or situation. It may be used in the form of a greeting, a follow up to a statement, or as an individual utterance. It's exclamatory nature makes it necessary to follow the word with an exclamation mark (!).

Has similarities and can be considered a cross between the words and expressions of: Yo, woot woot!, and holla!

Jutchabeetcha!

by Jackson! 3517 March 13, 2009

Jitch

Also known as 'Jitch Bastard', and for the cool kids 'Jitchy B'.

A drink made up of:
1 shot of vodka
2 shots of Jagermeister
Quarter pint of Cola
Quarter pint of Red bull (or cheap aletrnative)

A cunt of a drink.. produced by cunts. yay

Joe: "Hi Dave, I'm not drunk enough ="
Dave: "oh, try this Jitch, it's quite nice.."
Joe: (without a second thought) *Sips*

***several minutes later***

Dave: "Hi Joeeeee"
Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I LVOE YUO :D:D:D:D"

***Several More minutes later and the Jitch has started to taste alot like good***

Dave: "Joe are you dead"
Joe: "Yes"

***fun was had by all***
...

***Several Days Later***

Dave: "how lnog weer yuo drnuk forrr?"
Joe: "dawhdwuighafu"

thanks for reading. sadly joe and dave are still continuing to drink jitch. the end. yay.

by Dave Honey and Joe Keating March 17, 2008