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Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.
"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"
by kramer1354 April 26, 2021
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Jasonia

A disease that can spread fast and develops from stress and annoyances. Life's smallest difficulties begin to stack up and it seems like people are against you. A timmybug can get inside your head and cause bloating and issues with your breathing at first, then slowly begin to bug you until you have begun to sweat. A tonybug pushes you over.

Jasonia can cause death, disease, transition to cancer and malaria and can create brain tumors, creating a potential loss in life span.

Jasonia can be cured through calming your mind and relative mindfulness. Trying to numb your brain of pain will not work as it will rush through even more, do the things you enjoy and try to ignore the pests in your brain.
I'm infected with Jasonia. That's why I feel like I haven't been thinking straight for the past couple of days.
by JaaaaaayyyyTeeee October 19, 2019
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Jasonics

Trites: you're dumb
Bryan: That was jasonics
by kcikass October 5, 2010
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JASONIST

Whilst playing the 2017 Horror - genre video game Friday the 13th - The Game, one who excels or practices proper handling, knowledge and skill levels of utilizing the Jason Voorhees avatar within the video game.
That guy Lou, he is an ardent Jasonist!
by Gr8Oracle2112 July 5, 2017
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jasonisnotgood

A daddy with a big schlong whos goated at valorant and every other video game in assistance. Also gets all the girls and loves mommy milkers. Also you should follow him on tik tok and send him your feet pics
jasonisnotgood has a massive penis and i want him to rub my mommy milkers
by averee'svibrator March 18, 2021
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Jasonliam

A man who cannot... AND I MEAN CANNOT GET A GIRL!!!
DAD: I hope my son is not a Jasonliam.
by NemoBIGdaddydavis February 24, 2022
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Jasonking

Not a man, but an adjective. Refers to the rank below Jester during medieval times, the lowest class in historical society, as in less than a fool. A jasonking is so low in society it was believed by many that any woman who was unlucky enough to encounter a jasonking, their sexual hormones would decrease so rapidly that their vaginas literally would turn to sand.
Girl, you better stay away from that jasonking unless you never want to orgasm again!!!
by Onnamarie July 7, 2022
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