Jankfied

Total pimp who knows how to get Vagina.

Dude you are one jankfied person

by obab garap January 17, 2009

hankified

1. a sergeant with too much attitude, often wrestling his soldiers into submission

2. unwilling to express love, as if married for several years

That bastard won't speak to me anymore, he's been so hankified lately!

by Jubran DAkwar December 7, 2003

junktified

Spellbound by garbage, or, inspired by garbage to make some repurposed artwork

I'm totally Junktified, we should make a lamp out of that Bidet!

by Cedric Baker March 13, 2017

junkified

the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into contact with said junk, causing distress to the junkee. It has been made into a game "Where has my junk been?" to be played with roommates and coworkers.

"I junkified your cell phone while you were gone - aren't you going to answer it ?"

by Stryker1 March 17, 2008

Tankified

Verb: To become a Tank (Muscly, Strong, God-like) over a period of time
Adjective: To be built like a mother fucker

Noun:
Boy1: What are you up too these holidays?
Boy2 :I'm going to get Tankified.

Adjective:
Girl1: Caleb's pretty Tankified aye?
Girl2: mmmmm, Yes.

by Caze Tank May 25, 2011

wankified

wierded out, not liking it, stunned almost

From wanky, perverted

She was so wankified that he touched that.

by Magster May 13, 2005

Jaxified

Being fucked up enough to have no reaction to any circumstances involving you. Usually resulting in hilarious activity.

I seen that boy passed out with his hands and feet in a bucket of water and a suasage in his mouth. He was totally Jaxified.

by Pimpalicious Bitch November 11, 2006