Janice

Janice.
She is the girl you meet and right away you feel like you can be yourself around her. She is silly, fun, has this sort of fast exciting clap that makes you know she is happy and knowing that is all that matters. She is scare easily which makes is very fun to try to scare her but don't do it too much, she will not enjoy it. This Janice is my Janice and holy poop I am a lucky guy to have her (oh yea she likes the word poop haha) Her eyes make you want to stare at them for hours, they change color with the weather with her mood. This girl can change my mood from irritated, mad, stressful to happy, she makes me want to be my best! Word of advice, you can look at my Janice but you cannot touch her.

Bob: "oh hey look at that girl! man she is gorgeous!"

Me: " I know right! Yeah that's my Janice!"

Bob: " You are so motha effin lucky!"

by Derd September 18, 2012

Janice

Janice is a wild crazy nice girl. She is shy and outspoken, she knows the power she holds over me and I like it. She has the most gorgeous eyes I have ever seen. When you look into her eyes you can see how incredible a soul Janice is. She is a lover and a fighter for life. If you have ever met a Janice I think you will agree. She lights my life with her graciousness and irresistible charm in everything she does.

Janice is a lover and I love her forever.

by cHaSINGcarS January 14, 2018

Janice

A term used to describe how intoxicating a persons fragrance can be, the aroma is very pleasing where time may actually stop. Is also very luring & enticing.

Guy : damn girl you smell like a janice.
Girl: awww you're so sweet!

by Soulee1 March 16, 2008

janiea

A very nice person who has a good heart very caring always willing to give

Janiea is a good person

by Have fun princess June 7, 2017

Janice Dickinson

The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.

Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!

by PShapes December 5, 2007

Gas huffin Janice

A gas huffing hill billy woman, usually a mother. usually lurks near swamps near nuclear plants or steel mills, has yellowish to green skin along with numerous lecherous sores on her swollen body. has a hurtin' unit of a son named crusty cam, the hurtingest unit of them all, also has gas birth syndrome, giving him a large skull full of fumes with a tiny hill billy brain, fights girls. Gas huffin janice also usually always has a rag on her for huffin gas on the go

1) don't leave your car unattended, Gas huffin janice might run up with a lead pipe, beat your ass and take your gas

2)Gas huffin Janice fiends dirty dicks from mans for gasoline, or if she's lucky, that sweeeeet diesel

by prof. heisenberg November 12, 2012

janicejenny

noun; word to use when wanting to discuss a homosexual woman in code.

see also "jimmyjohnny"

"Check out that janicejenny's short, spikey hair and motorcycle."

or

"Those sorority girls would make great janicejennies."

by mischa June 28, 2004