Janey Haines 

The most beautiful girl a man could ask for. A best friend for people named Devin Weinhold. She has an awesome house. And a young girl that is afraid of anything that makes random noises. She is very caring for her friends and relatives. People think she is a whore, but she really isn't. (;

That girl Janey Haines is the hottest girl at school.

Janey Haines by DFreshhBaby July 25, 2010

janey jilling around 

The female equivalent of jimmy jacking around. Screwing around when she's supposed to be partaking in an important task.

Amanda was janey jilling around posting pictures of cute nails and taking slutty pictures on instagram when she was supposed to be looking for a job.

janey jilling around by crudmonkey December 3, 2020

janey baby 

janey baby is the best friend of freckler. she a fabulous cool girl who's gr8 to party wid!!!

janey baby is a babe!

janey baby by freckler April 14, 2004

janey mac 

Wow! An exclamation usually used with 'Good Golly, Miss Mollie...'

Good Golly, Miss Mollie and Janey Mac!

janey mac by PMacSwiney December 6, 2006

janey boy

a little pussy bitch, usually a guy who could be a jock, but is too much of a fucking wus (ie Josh Lax or Kyle Allen)

hey janey boy, stop pussin out and fight me *choke slam* watch the pussy bleed

janey boy by ¢ÓҜ¥á©®¢Ó (Calgary Sucks Ass) January 24, 2005

mary janey 

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

mary janey by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017

Dirty Janey 

Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...

I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!

Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”

Dirty Janey by Hbhgg September 27, 2019