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The Jurassic Jamestown 

A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.
A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown
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jamestown new york

This is a town where everyone has most likely heard about every single thing you've done since you were born. Girls are nicknamed booty calls here. Guys are pimps or gangsters. Most guys wear pants that could fit a whole party inside, so they can have a party in their pants. Every girl is considered a slut whether they really are one or not. No one can make a good living here mainly because all the drug dealers are getting caught. If someone has a nice car they are considered a drug dealer even if they're only a lawyer.
Lets go to jamestown new york to get some ass.

Jamestown 

Jamestown, Rhode Island's changed a bit since the last few entries. Mostly, it's not quite the party spot it used to be, due to a hefty addition to the Jamestown Police force. Seeing that there isn't much to do for a cop in such an island community, they don't have much else to do but bust kids. Did i mention the police density is larger than that of NYC? Therefore a lot of the party veterans have are waist deep in the family court system and don't need much more trouble. There are never really any houses to hang out in either, because no one ever wants to have people over and get into any more trouble, so hanging usually takes place outside or if your lucky a car in the winter. However, we still find ways to have get togethers while the veteran trouble makers are smart enough to not get caught and the new idiots who party with their supercool North Kingstown friends get screwed at their sweet 16's. Anyway, the drugs aren't quite as extreme. I don't know why people always say you will be able to pick up at the skatepark (where we all still shred), because you won't, at least not very much at all (have been subject to random police searches with no probable cause). The hatches have been batten down a tad, but it's still one of the best places in New England, with some of the tightest and coolest groups of friends around. JTN
naive NK girl: Like oh my god, i have this friend from Jamestown i just met, and she's seriously the chillest girl. Jamestown's just like so sick, you know? I actually want to get a tattoo of the island, how BOMB would that be?!


Jamestown by zipcode02835 December 20, 2008

jamestown high school 

jamestown (NY)high school is a big piece of god damn shit. unfortunately i am a student there.
i hate school, especially since i have to go to the shittiest one on earth.

Jamestown 

Jamestown is a place in southern rhode island where basically all the cool kids live. It is filled with people of all kinds but is none the less, a family. There on the island they attend north kingstown high school and are looked upon as the "JTN stoners" also called "Jamestoners". Although some teens there smoke and drink they are kind and fun people. They enjoy to take walks on beaches, get a slice at House and chill with their friends. Many of the Jamestown boys enjoy skateboarding at Lawn Ave middle school. Winter is not Jamestown's best season so come back in the summer when there is no shortage of things to do. JTN!
NKHS Girl: Wtf, those girls are such Jamestown wannabees.
Jamestown by mrmcgorium February 25, 2011

jamestown 

a small island in southern rhode island where it seems as if all the other people in the state visit in order to experience psychadelic drugs. in jamestown you can find nothing but punks and hippies and the occasional black wannabe. jamestown is a place where skateboarding is more popular than football and the mushrooms are never prtabello... always mind enhancing. most parents will not let their children come to jamestown because if he does, within weeks of his first encounter with this magical region, he will be "one with earth." he will be rolling his own cigarettes and talking in nothing but street drug slang. but the most important thing of all is we jamestowners love our mother nature.
Jamestowner says: "yooooooo i just got this crazy new drug, have some!"
jamestown by Bahama September 21, 2005

Jamestown High School 

The BEST school in the entire world. It is located in williamsburg virginia and every kid is on weed. also they have super hot cheerleaders and a hot football team. They have a fun keyclub and the class of 2014 is so sexy.
person one: Man I love Jamestown High School
Person two: Yo did you see that cheerleader shake her ass?
person one: Yeah, I've banged her
person two: I didn't say which one
person one: doesn't matter, I've banged them all!