jameshong

A 170cm++ beast, who is bald & likes to wax his legs. And will also remain single for the rest of his life, at this freaking rate. Cac.

Kissy: Stop being a jameshong!!!
James: I can't help it. My ass stings.

Lol

by Kissy January 30, 2005

Jamesing

to gratify one's self in a lonely, yet dignified manner; and lasting an uneccessary amount of time. This process usually occurs many times in one day, often to soft rock or catchy pop songs.

I don't have a girlfriend, so i spent all last saturday Jamesing; almost to the point of dehydration.

by Boccob April 26, 2011

jamspangled

Slightly perturbed and confused. Seemingly irrational behaviour (to others), whilst being a little worse for wear.

I realised how Jamspangled I was when I sat on the boke that was knelt down tying his shoelace; I actually thought he was a chair at the time!!

by Kenster Power2 March 12, 2007

Jamesperm

1. A model rocket shaped like a sperm.

2. Bukkake

3. A man named James that has 'super-sperm' that is able to impregnate any woman under any circumstance

Dude, Jamesperm has like 38 kids because of his... incredibly fertility...

by cumminsonson September 2, 2010

Jamesing

A Mixture Of James From Team Rocket And Koffing.

James And Koffing Were Gay Together And Created A Jamesing

by janeeehhh August 12, 2008

jameskingjr

pedo faggot how date 6 grades "Assara" and speak like a bitch

You're a jameskingjr your faggot gay dick liker
pussy bitch eat my big fat juicy cock and c

by slavemaster2121 June 7, 2018

jamesongirl1234

a literal dumpster of a human being

you such a jamesongirl1234 your that bad.

by Invalid_1016 November 13, 2021