by CJ Maja February 20, 2005
land of ganja. chronic ass green bud...security guards at the airports sell sacks (according to my teacher)...make sure you talk to locals if u go there and youll smoke the fattest blunt rolled withe the best weed in the world (also according to my geography teacher)
by ganja king December 19, 2006
by Aloooois November 2, 2006
Anakin: I met Princess Amidala last night.
Jar Jar: Sooo man, d'jamaica?
Anakin: I'm only 9 years old you sicko!
Jar Jar: Sooo man, d'jamaica?
Anakin: I'm only 9 years old you sicko!
by Gimli July 9, 2003
Jamaica Turner can be called a joint smoked (or a person) in two situations:
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
- A person who is used to smoking very bad weed from the last street corner and, after accidentally smoking a really good joint from Jamaica at friends or relatives' house, turns into a stereotypical rastaman who grows his own weed.
- A really bad person who is mean to everyone including gossiping about other people, spreading bad moods and telling lies, but after smoking a really good joint from Jamaica undergoes a personality change and only spreads love and peace
Example 1:
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
Homie A: Hey brother, let's smoke.
Homie B: OK, but this time we're smoking some of mine, not your poor quality weed.
Homie A: I don't know what's wrong with my weed but ok why not.....(Takes a big hit) 0_0
Homie B: ...what?
Homie A: (throws away his street weed) So di ting set jau, fock my Guzumba weed! I'm traveling to Jamaica and growing my own!
Example 2:
Homie A: Hey, did you hear what happened to Mad Tyson?
Homie B: No, what happend to this motherfucker?
Homie A: Yesterday he was fighting in Tyrones Bar and talking shit, today after he smoked a joint with the jamaicans he walks around with a guitar and sings songs about love and world peace.
Homie B: Jo, that joint was a Jamaica Turner!
by Luis Song March 7, 2022