the baddest man on the planet, born with superhero strength and the heart of a lion. defender of the weak; champion of the poor and needy. lover of many ladies. some say the best....
guy 1: "adam the horse, you are so cool"
guy 2: "yea. you really are."
adamthehorse: "thanks guys. but no time for small talk--i have to go save an old woman or something and then bang some chick"